Greatest app ever

This is the greatest creation of man ever conceived. This app has changed my life, before I found Ocarina 2, my life was an empty shell. I was pathetic, my wife left me, my children hated me, and I was bald. But now, my wife is back, my children think I am a god, and all my hair has returned. At the price of ninety nine cents, it is a bargain as far as Im concerned.

The greatest ocarina play ever about Ocarina, v1.4.5